Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The Greatest Sports Prayer Ever!

Here is a fun video from the NASCAR Nationwide Series race in Nashville, Tennessee.  Pastor Joe Nelms delivers perhaps the most hilarious prayer ever seen at a sporting event.

Heavenly Father, we thank you tonight for all your blessings. You said in all things give thanks so we want to thank you tonight for these mighty machines that you’ve brought before us. 

Thank you for the Dodge’s and the Toyota’s. Thank you for the Ford’s and most of all we thank you for Roush and Yates partnering to give us the power we see before us tonight. 

Thank you for GM Performance Technology and the RO7 engines. Thank you for Sunoco Racing fuel and Goodyear tires that bring performance and power to the track. 

Lord, I want to thank you for my smokin’ hot wife tonight, Lisa. And my two children Eli and Emma, or as we like to call them the little E’s. 

Lord, I pray and bless the drivers and use them tonight. May they put on a performance worthy of this great track. In Jesus name, boogity, boogity, boogity, Amen!

- Mason McVerry

1 comment:

  1. A couple of things....

    1.My favorite part of this is how with every thanksgiving he ramps up the volume and the redneck twang..just a bit. Nice and subtle, but noted none the less (by me and the big man upstairs Im sure)

    2. I love how everyone that is bowing in prayer looks a little like they are laughing their asses off and the camera guy is zooming within 1 inch of that drivers face just daring him to crack a smile or open his eyes

    3. I wanna see smokin' hot Lisa, as soon as possible

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